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Monday, September 03, 2007

Smoked Out

Literally, but we'll get to that.
We've had quite the weekend. I knew it was gonna be busy, but a few of my planned events didn't go according to plan.
On Friday night the taxpayers were supposed to play a date with The Seditionists (from Portland) and Lunacy (from Eugene). Unfortunately the managers of the anarcho-bookstore/warehouse space we were going to play at never showed to open it up. Lunacy felt that since they drove up here, with their van breaking down en route, they were going to play come hell or high water. Rob Taxpayer offered up his garage, but in transferring locations of the show we lost most of the crowd and The Seditionists. Since The Seditionists planned the show I was a little disappointed they didn't come to Rob's place to show support for the band that drove up here on their invitation. It was a giant clusterf*ck, and I really hope the kids in Lunacy aren't pissed at Portland for sucking, because they rock and we'd like to play with them again.
On Saturday we bought a new Hyundai Accent. Buying a car is always a giant hassle, but hopefully this one will be breakdown-free for the remainder of my undergraduate studies. It's the SE model with a 5 speed, and even though it's a hatchback it will fit me, the Wifey, Max and all our camping gear just fine.
Saturday night we played the Red Room with Prohibition and The Seditionists. Rob broke 2 strings, Noah's snare exploded off its stand and due to Robs equipment meltdown we wound up playing half a set, which was ended with a guitar-less sing along.
Sunday we went camping along the Pacific Crest Trail north of the Bridge of the Gods. We hiked in about 3 miles and got the camp all set up by about 3:30pm. We were about to walk to Gillete Lake to swim and refill our water bottles when I noticed the faint smell of smoke in the air. At first my brain didn't register that this was odd. I'm quite used to everyone having campfires in the woods. Five minutes later the wind shifted and the sky grew dim. I looked up to see the woods filling with smoke. Then I realized that this was not coming from campfires, but rather that we were within spitting distance of a forest fire. Visibility decreased to about 100 yards, so we contacted the county fire district dispatcher, who told us that 5 acres near Kidney Lake (about .25 miles from us at the time) were burning and that the fire was traveling south. This gave us the possible risk of being cut off from the trail by the fire, so we packed up and left. I don't think this left a good impression on the girls who were with us that aren't used to camping, but I hope they aren't turned off of the wilderness by this experience.
Having been smoked out of our campsite we headed home and roasted weenies and had S'mores in my backyard, where the party set up their tents and salvaged some outdoors time.

8 Comments:

At 9/06/2007 4:42 AM, Blogger Jorge said...

Although I highly applaud your heroic leadership getting the ladies home safely, I was a little disappointed and misled with your title!

 
At 9/10/2007 11:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has the making of an interesting potential meal: Immolated mutt w/ Greek toast!

 
At 9/11/2007 7:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congratulations, google 'Nathan Hersey,' nowadays, this blog bubbles to the top! This said:
Have you considered the possibility that the forest nearly caramelizing your candy ass may have been a portent! Has thee mocked the forest gods?! Gyno-american newbys, OMFG, you panderer! Grinning meretrix! Succor-seeking milksop!
Strap on a backpack and make amends with nature immediately! I'd say I feared for you soul, but that would be ignoring my fear of recursive descent which the ontology of such a proposition so necessarily implies!

 
At 9/11/2007 7:25 AM, Blogger nate said...

Or, it's really dry out west and fires are numerous and random-ish.

 
At 9/11/2007 8:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like to apologize: 'candy-ass' should probably be hyphenated. You may be correct in your objective explanation, but the 'wood spirit' narrative is both simpler and more appealing.

Happy 9/11:

Is political bent hardwired?:

Turgid but essential read:

 
At 9/11/2007 8:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Again, my apologies: Of course, its:
Hast.

 
At 9/11/2007 9:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kidding aside, just be careful out there. Some people think that bints may be prone to spontaneous combustion, esp. it they are induced to locomote precipitately! Hate to lose you in a grass fire!

 
At 9/12/2007 4:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kidding (really) aside:

On this blog, you rant about your penury, and then describe how you occupy your time. You prance around the forest with tenderfeet, whose approval you desperately seek, for unknowable reasons. You slap your bass in honky-tonks. You invest in elaborate cooking projects like you were a jailbird in a mob flick.

Which of these activities is designed to bring in revenue? How is your arrested, dead-ass supposed to break a Napoleonic egg? You are lucky your mother is an idiot. She actually would seek to get me to invest in the notion that your enmity is somehow relevant, ha!

You are actually doing pretty well for a ne'r-do-well, if the contradiction in terms is superable. Why don't you finish college this lifetime and get yourself a job? Maybe you should grow up and move to town that has jobs, such as KC or Las Vegas. Why don't you ask a shrink why you left the navy when you didn't have a damn thing to fall back upon? Why do you persist in eluding responsibility for your life? You seem to dither between withdrawal and pandering to narcissists, while attempting to trick the working members of this family into feeling sorry for you.
Abandon this asinine fairy-tale in which you hide! Finance comes first! Economics is more than an oppressive system that gets young chicks for old guys, it is the elastic coercive force that causes individuals to serve society, in the capacities that they can, in 'real time.'
Why does this have to be explained to you? Who do you think you are?

 

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