What We Think of Michelob 'round here.

What to do with 15.5 gallons of St. Louis' finest circa 2002? Certainly we wouldn't want to drink 3 year old beer, not being quite that hard up. I had to think fast. So I rolled it out to the compost heap and attempted to lift it. No dice. So I waited 'til Flint showed up and we heaved it into position. With a rag and a screwdriver I pressed in the ball on the valve that holds the beer in. I had told Flint to stand back, and I thought he was behind me, but lo and behold, he decided right in front of the valve was the best spot. We both got doused. Lukewarm, 3 year old light American Pilsner smells alot like the cab of most pickup trucks with Texas license plates. Hmm....